Clacton By-Election Candidate Profile

Nick the Incredible Flying Brick

Nick Delves

The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
Treasurer & Deputy Leader
Shadow Minister for the Abolition of Gravity

Nick Delves, better known politically as Nick the Incredible Flying Brick, is one of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party’s longest-serving active campaigners. He first stood for Parliament in 1997, has now appeared in 15 major election contests including Clacton, and has spent decades using deliberately absurd policies to parody conventional politics.

Age 60 Joined Loony Party in 1994 Treasurer since 2007 Deputy Leader since 2019 15 known major election contests No former party verified Lives in Derbyshire Satirical candidate
Nick the Incredible Flying Brick, Official Monster Raving Loony Party candidate for Clacton
Candidate photograph via Democracy Club
At a glance

A veteran satirical candidate

Nick’s own election archive is unusually comprehensive and shows a much longer record than the recent election databases alone. Clacton is his fifteenth major election appearance, consisting of fourteen Westminster contests and one Welsh Assembly regional-list election.

Official Monster Raving Loony Party Long-standing satirical political party founded by Screaming Lord Sutch.
15 election appearances Seven general elections, seven parliamentary by-elections including Clacton, and one Welsh Assembly regional list.
Party leadership Treasurer since 2007 and one of the party’s Deputy Leaders since 2019.
Not local to Clacton Official nomination gives his home address in Kirk Ireton, Ashbourne, Derbyshire.
Former parties: none verified. Every identified candidacy has been for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.
Three Loonies on one ballot: Clacton’s 34-candidate ballot includes Nick the Incredible Flying Brick, party leader Howling Laud Hope and Baron Von Thunderclap, all standing for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Nick jokes on his own site that this “may appear to be an administrative error”.
Background

Who is Nick Delves?

Behind the Flying Brick persona is a long-time Loony activist whose own archive documents nearly three decades of elections, party administration and election-agent work.

Joined in 1994

Delves says he joined the Monster Raving Loony Party after speaking to Alan “Howling Laud” Hope by telephone in 1994. His first parliamentary candidacy followed at the 1997 general election in West Derbyshire.

He says the party’s candidate vetting process consisted of asking Hope whether he could stand and being told “yes”.

Fine art, family and music

His own blog says he studied Fine Art at Cheltenham Art College and graduated with a third-class honours degree.

In a 2021 interview he said he was married to Lizzie, an A&E doctor, had two children, and played bass in a punk and new-wave covers band.

Party Treasurer

The Official Monster Raving Loony Party lists Delves as Treasurer from 2007 and Deputy Leader from 2019. He also acts as the party’s representative to the Electoral Commission.

Election organiser

He has frequently acted as election agent and organiser for other Loony candidates. His own 2026 blog says the Makerfield by-election was the 29th time he had acted as election agent for a Loony candidate in a parliamentary by-election.

“The golden rule of Monster Raving Loony Party politics is to always have low expectations.”

Nick Delves, Loony Blog
The political persona

Why “The Flying Brick”?

Unlike many novelty political names, Delves has explained where his came from.

School nickname + paragliding = Flying Brick

A campaign identity that began with his first parliamentary run.

Delves told The London Economic in 2021 that he had been called “Brick” at school. When he first stood for Parliament in 1997 he had also taken up paragliding, so the two became “The Flying Brick”.

His long-running political job title became Shadow Minister for the Abolition of Gravity. Delves says the idea itself emerged during the 1997 campaign when a friend shouted “Abolish Gravity” through a megaphone.

In 2002 Delves suffered a paragliding accident in which he broke his pelvis and subsequently gave up the sport. He later joked that abolishing gravity had therefore become a personal vendetta.

The party’s current cabinet page describes him as a “single issue politician” whose central campaign remains the abolition of gravity.
Nick’s own 2026 campaign

His Clacton manicfesto

Delves has published a separate Clacton-specific list alongside the wider Loony Party manicfesto. These are deliberately absurd satirical policies.

01

Abolish gravity

His defining policy remains the abolition of gravity, a campaign he has pursued since 1997.

02

Stop intergalactic meddling

Says British politics should be protected from Count Binface and his alleged Klingon controllers.

03

Clacton space port

Proposes a constituency space port, with Jaywick and Frinton serving as arrival and departure lounges.

04

“Delvsinian” space

Wants the gravitationally neutral nature of planetary centres officially named “Delvsinian” space.

05

Old money returns

Proposes returning Britain to pounds, shillings, pence, farthings, groats and shiny beads.

06

£50 trillion QE

Proposes issuing £50 trillion of quantitative easing and giving Clacton voters free lunch and complimentary refreshments.

07

Bet the gold reserves

Says the UK’s remaining gold reserves should be placed on the last race at Chelmsford City Races to reduce the national debt.

08

Piranha and crocodiles

Wants fishing and wild swimming turned into spectator sports using piranha in Holland Brook and crocodiles around Clacton Pier.

09

Scrap January and February

His Democracy Club statement repeats the party proposal to abolish January and February to reduce fuel bills and the cost of living.

“I am a single issue politician.”

Nick Delves, Clacton manicfesto, 2026
Shared Loony campaign

The party’s Clacton “Unfunfair Election” manicfesto

The three Official Monster Raving Loony Party candidates share a wider satirical Clacton platform. The jokes target the by-election itself, politicians’ outside interests, crime, migration, government spending, AI and the cost of living.

Rename Clacton Rename Clacton-on-Sea to “Eric”.
Fewer by-elections Reduce crime by having fewer by-elections, supposedly freeing police and public money for other duties.
Clacton Peer Give “Clacton Peer” a seat in the House of Lords.
Full-time local MP Require MPs in Clacton to stay focused on the constituency and not accumulate second, third, fourth or fifth outside jobs.
Ban intergalactic interference Prohibit extraterrestrial interference in UK elections.
Doggerland Reclaim Dogger Bank from the sea, rename it Doggerland and make Clacton its capital.
Free spirit levels Extend “levelling up” by giving everyone a free spirit level.
Rename AI Convert “AI” to “A-Up”, and in Scotland to “AYE”.
Government Think Bucket Replace government think tanks with a bucket to reduce public spending.
Border Force Replace Border Force staff with GP receptionists, on the joke that this would make it harder for anyone to get in.
VAT Abolish VAT because, according to the manicfesto, it “adds no value”.
Hospital waiting lists Reduce waiting lists by printing them in a smaller font.
Court of Human Lefts Create a Court of Human Lefts “to make things fairer”.
These proposals are political satire, not conventional costed policy. The Official Monster Raving Loony Party has used deliberately impossible or absurd manifesto promises for decades to parody political language and election promises.
Clacton.org analysis

AI political position indicator

Satirical / outside the conventional spectrum
AI editorial assessment
FL L C R FR

A conventional left-right score would be misleading for Nick the Flying Brick. His published programme is intentionally absurd and is primarily designed as political satire. Individual jokes target politicians and policies from different directions rather than forming a coherent economic, social or constitutional ideology. For that reason Clacton.org does not place him at a particular point on the FL-L-C-R-FR scale.

FL = Far Left, L = Left, C = Centre, R = Right, FR = Far Right. This is a Clacton.org editorial assessment and is not supplied, endorsed or approved by Nick Delves or the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

Election record

15 known major election contests

Nick’s own website provides a continuous election record from 1997 to Clacton in 2026. It includes fourteen Westminster contests and one Welsh Assembly regional-list campaign.

Date Election Party Votes Result
1 May 1997 West Derbyshire, UK General Election Official Monster Raving Loony Party 281 7th of 8
7 June 2001 West Derbyshire, UK General Election Official Monster Raving Loony Party 472 5th of 6
5 May 2005 West Derbyshire, UK General Election Official Monster Raving Loony Party 405 5th of 6
22 May 2008 Crewe and Nantwich Parliamentary By-Election Official Monster Raving Loony Party 236 7th of 10
6 May 2010 Derbyshire Dales, UK General Election Official Monster Raving Loony Party 228 6th of 7
13 Jan 2011 Oldham East and Saddleworth Parliamentary By-Election Official Monster Raving Loony Party 145 7th of 16
5 June 2014 Newark Parliamentary By-Election Official Monster Raving Loony Party 168 7th of 11
7 May 2015 Doncaster North, UK General Election Official Monster Raving Loony Party 162 8th of 8
5 May 2016 North Wales, National Assembly for Wales regional list Official Monster Raving Loony Party Party-list vote Not elected
23 Feb 2017 Stoke-on-Trent Central Parliamentary By-Election Official Monster Raving Loony Party 127 7th of 10
12 Dec 2019 Islington North, UK General Election Official Monster Raving Loony Party 236 6th of 6
6 May 2021 Hartlepool Parliamentary By-Election Official Monster Raving Loony Party 108 14th of 16
15 Feb 2024 Wellingborough Parliamentary By-Election Official Monster Raving Loony Party 217 9th of 11
4 July 2024 Holborn and St Pancras, UK General Election Official Monster Raving Loony Party 162 8th of 12
13 Aug 2026 Clacton Parliamentary By-Election The Official Monster Raving Loony Party Pending Current election
Why this count differs from Democracy Club: Democracy Club’s profile currently starts with the 2010 general election. Nick’s own archive documents earlier general-election candidacies in West Derbyshire in 1997, 2001 and 2005, plus the 2008 Crewe and Nantwich by-election.